Some good ones ormthe comments:
- I hope that the next time you boot up your computer, it never actually starts up, it just HANGS ON THE LOADING SCREEN FOR 45 MINUTES.
- I hope that the next time you visit the baggage claim at the airport, the handlers DELIBERATELY WAIT TO PUT YOUR BELONGINGS ON A CART!
- I hope the next time you have to take a shit in someone else's house, I hope the bathroom is small that your poop noises echo and EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU TAKING A SHIT! AND IT'S AWKWARD WHEN YOU WALK OUT! AND THEY MAKE JOKES ABOUT YOU!
- FINE. I JUST HOPE THE NEXT TIME YOU GO TO YOUR FAVORITE RESTAURANT, YOU ORDER YOUR FAVORITE DISH AND THE WAITER SAYS THEY'RE OUT OF IT, AND YOU LOOK LIKE AN IDIOT AND ARE FORCED TO DECIDE SOME OTHER DISH ON THE SPOT!!...AND THE OTHER DISH ISN'T THAT GOOD AND YOU FEEL BUMMED THE WHOLE NIGHT!
- I hope your computer shut off because you forget to charge it AND YOU HAVE TO START IT UP AGAIN!!!!!!!!!
- Well I hope you notice all the picture frames hanging in your house are misadjusted, AND THEN YOU HAVE TO FIX THEM!!!