Karl Pilkington

Quotes:
Myy way of expressing myself artistically is by whistling"
"I find that if you just talk, your mouth comes up with stuff." 
About  The Elephant Man:
“The Elephant Man would never have gotten up and gone, ‘Oh, God. Look at me hair today.’” 
“The first time you watch it you'll probably cry a bit. The second time you watch it you will probably think - boy that would be bad having a head like that being picked on - the third time you are probably thinking, er, how does he get his jumper on, er, then dunno probably bored of it the fourth time. But, but it's well worth watching.” 

Videos:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hol4h0liWWY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qzzqx_b1SSc